Free Use Industries: Samples Are Due

“It’s that time again, folks: your monthly semen samples are due for tasting, erm, testing! The pumping machine has been set up in the break room/kitchen area, along with cups to collect your seed. A few things to note: 1. Make sure your prostate milkers are turned on to allow for quicker collection. 2. DO NOT clean the pumping machine after you have finished, your pre-cum will provide additional lubricant for your coworkers. Once you have finished, please store your sample in the refrigerator on the marked shelf. Feel free to help yourself to an energy drink, we know how much emptying your beautiful, swollen balls takes out of you! As always, we value you all as members of our Free Use Industries family!”