I’ll Show You My Toys if You Show Me Your Cock: I know I’m a perv, but I didn’t think I would ever meet someone as horny as me. When I showed him my toys, he didn’t freak out by the size of my dildos or how many of them I had. Instead, he let me play with his dick and use anything I wanted. After a while, all I wanted to do was taste and feel his dick. There’s not a single sex toy that can compare to a hard cock, and his dick was the hardest, fattest one I’ve felt. The only thing better than that was putting mine inside his tight ass. Series: Say Uncle x Staxus.